适合新年发朋友圈的沙雕句子，搞怪可爱，趣味多多
时间:2021-02-11 22:22:51 来源:今日头条
原标题：适合新年发朋友圈的沙雕句子，搞怪可爱，趣味多多
1、为什么压岁钱只给那些不会花钱的小朋友，而不是给我这种刚好会花钱又缺钱的小宝贝呢？
Why is the lucky money only given to those children who don't spend money, rather than to me who just spend money and lack money?
2、要过年了，想要红包的告诉我，我好把你删了，别影响我过年。
It's new year's day. If you want a red envelope, please let me know so that I can delete you. Don't affect my new year's day.
3、为了祝贺我们的友谊，大年三十晚上八点，我在中央电视台为你准备了春节晚会。别问我多少钱，友谊无价。
In order to congratulate our friendship, at 8 p.m. on New Year's Eve, I prepared a spring festival party for you on CCTV. Don't ask me how much, friendship is priceless.
4、我妈说我并不是一无所有，至少还有脸回家过年。
My mother said that I don't have nothing, at least I have the face to go home for the new year.
5、现状：手头紧、衣服紧、眉头紧、钱包紧、看来2021年我要开始“前程四紧”了。
Status quo: tight money, tight clothes, tight brows, tight purse, it seems that in 2021 I will start "four tight prospects".
6、我已经长大了，所以拒绝压岁钱，如果你实在想给，就直接塞在我口袋里，记住动作要快。
I have grown up, so I refuse lucky money. If you really want to give it, just put it in my pocket. Remember to move fast.
7、祝大家新年快乐，新年红包我就不发了，我怕你们领。
I wish you a happy new year, I will not send new year's red envelope, I am afraid you will receive it.
8、马上就要过年了，谢谢你的新年红包，虽然你还没发，但是我相信你一定不可能不发的。
Chinese New Year is coming soon. Thank you for your new year's red envelope. Although you haven't sent it yet, I believe it's impossible for you not to.
9、如果遇见你会花光我所有的运气，那请你离我远一点，因为过年我要打牌。
If meeting you will spend all my luck, please stay away from me, because I want to play cards in the new year.
10、处个炮友，外貌无所谓，身体一定要灵活，因为我一个人放鞭炮有点慌。
I'm a firecracker friend. I don't care about my appearance. My body must be flexible, because I'm a little flustered to set off firecrackers alone.
11、新年新愿望，年年岁岁不挂科，朝朝暮暮有帅哥。
New year's new wish, every year without fail, every day there are handsome.
12、小朋友，你是不是有过很多问号？为什么过年了还没有人要？
Have you ever had a lot of question marks? Why is it that no one wants to celebrate the new year?
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